Last week it was the BMW C 650 that I saw on a ride. Another day, another ride, this time with the Sacramento chapter of the Royal Bastards Scooter Club. And there it was, the BMW C 600 Sport — parked right next to Slic Bastard’s 650. Yes, this is a scooter romance. The lighter, more feminine-looking BMW belongs to Mark’s wife, Connie (aka Precious Bastard), who says the ride is simply “awesome.” Also pretty nifty, the expandable trunk that drops down to hold a full-face helmet when it is parked.